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Shirts About to Get Real

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You have discovered what others have missed: edgy and original attention-getting apparel with a laid back approach.

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"You miss 100% of the shirts you don't take." Coconut Gretzky

Every saying on every product is the brainchild of CE.

We pride ourselves on originality and wit.

Stop by regularly and you'll see sharp new ideas that

will kick your knickers off.

100% originality.

Check out our collections:

Bumper Stickers

Tired of sticker shock? Shock em' back with a sticker of your own. Or maybe we should call it "sticker schlock".
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But Does Chocolate Get You?

  • Pithy Products for Pithy People

    New. Insightful. Pointed.

    That's Coconut Earl.

  • New Shirts are Coming Soon!

    NEW ORIGINALS are published regularly, so be sure to come back soon.

  • Your Turn . . .

    Take a good look around. There's bound to be something you like.

    And if you ever need a special shirt for a special occasion, let us know!

Contact Us

Feel free to reach out! We're happy to answer any questions or arrange a custom design just for you. We'll do our best to get back with you in a reasonable amount of time and answer every question we have. We also promise that if you send an email you'll get a real person on the other end, as long as you're real too.

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